Rumors?? Of Forbidden Cat Love?

We, of the teamsterscatteryunion (see our membership button on the sidebar), have learned of a rumor concerning Luscious Lucy and the handsome Mr Puddy. Surprised?  Why just look at us!

As you can see, some of us almost burst out of our skins, while others were in shock, and one was actually yelling, “Give me all the dirt!”

It all started when Lucy laid her big green eyes on Mr Puddy.  Now, she didn’t just find him on her own, oh noooo, it was Miss Admiral that whispered to her that she and Puddy would make the most adorable kittens, opps.  We all know marriage should come first but that’s just how it all got started.

So our Lucy started her own blog with her guy, Sam, and then there he was, the Puddy himself, in all his glorious gorgeousness.  We heard that Lucy was so stunned that she fainted!  Well, wouldn’t you know it, Sam found Lucy stretched out on the floor and ran over to her.  The problem was, Sam heard Lucy mewing under her breath, “Oh, Mr Puddy”.  Sam jumped back in shock!

He shook Lucy to revive her and yelled, “What?? What’s going on????

Lucy yelled back, “But I haven’t DONE anything!  It’s just that Puddy is SOOOOO darn cute!”

Sam looked at Lucy, saw her fear, and said, “Don’t you remember when we were little? It was just us and we made a pact”

 

Lucy looked at her beautiful Sam and said, “Yes, honeybunch'o fur, I remember”.

Sam said, “I have an idea.  We’ll take our problem to The Elder.  He’ll know what to do, because I do have to admit that Puddy really is so extremely handsome and such a gentleman.”

So off they went to see The Elder.

“Elder, how can my Lucy and I solve this problem?  It’s not really her fault, and it’s certainly not Mr Puddy’s fault, and as it always is, I was the last to know.”

The Elder crossed his paws, stretched out,  thought for just a moment and then said, “Lucy, you were swept away with desire, but now you see the light.  I can see it in your lovely green eyes.”

Lucy loudly purrrred her agreement and said, “I could never be alone without my Sam”.

Sam basked in those words and turned to The Elder and said, “So what is the answer, Elder?”

The Elder said, “I happen to know Mr Puddy very well, and yes indeed, he is a gentleman of the highest caliber. I spoke with him just yesterday about this and we have come to a most happy and purrrrrfect answer, but first answer me this: Lucy, do you love your Sam?”

Lucy mewed softly, “Of course I do”.

“And Sam, do you love your Lucy?”

Sam puffed up and said firmly, “Why, of course!”

“And do you both think that Mr Puddy is the Cat’s Meow?”

The Fabulous Mr Puddy

A chorus of paws waved YES into the air!

“Then, here is the answer, and if Mr Puddy agrees, it will be settled.  Mr Puddy will be Sam’s Very Best Friend in the Sphere, and he will be Lucy’s Most Loved 2nd In Command to always keep an eye on her.  She will still love him truly but in the appropriate manner.  After all, look at him, who couldn’t love Puddy – he is magnificent!  If you agree to this, all will be well in the Sphere.  What say you?”

Sam and Lucy jumped to their feet, waved their feather wands in joy, and yelled, “MR PUDDY, WILL YOU BE OUR BESTEST FRIEND?  We love you!”

********this was dictated to Luscious Lucy for typing by the teamsterscatteryunion********

And now the Union will head to their next appointment as the purrfect mediators that they are.