We could not miss wishing our furriends a Happy, HAPPY Valentine’s Day! Oh, we took the greatest of pains to dress for the holiday. We used separate, private rooms for our dressing and didn’t let anyone, including Mom and even each other, know what we had planned. We even hired our own separate professional photographers! I can’t wait to see Sam. He’s been mewing and carrying on and struttin’ his stuff for days!
Our Mom says she is still loaded down with papers but is getting closer to a finish. I just hope she doesn’t see us using her computer. She laid down the claw…er, law, and said ‘NO TYPING while I’m gone’, so we’re hurrying as fast as we can. Here is our surprise Happy Valentine’s Day! I can’t wait to see which of us looks the best! This is just so exciting that I’m all a-twitter with stage fright nerves!
Oh my COD! Sam is screaming his head off at me and saying I should be ashamed! What’s the matter with him? A girl should be proud of her body, and mine is luscious! Besides, I got an offer I couldn’t refuse from P-ewwie Hefner of PlayCat magazine.
Ok, here comes Sam!
Oh good GRIEF! How could he do that? He looks like a freakin’ PIMP! Ohhhh, Sam!
No time to change or get a new photographer nowwwww --- Here comes MOMMM!
(…and we’ll be visiting you SOON – we might need a new home after this…)