…and once again, Lucy speaks:
Guess what. Sam got a turbo track. Yes, Sam, not me. Sam loves the crazy thing. I don’t like it and see no point in it whatsoever, BUT, I will guard it, hehehe. I love seeing Sam get all bent out of shape when I’m the sentry of the day.
I stare at him and say what he says to his mousies, “DO NOT MOVE”. Sam will wait all day……so will I, hehe.
I have to be very hush-hush about this next thing I’m going to tell you. You must promise never to tell my mom. You know I say I’m a satin kind of gal? Well, it’s true! I take my daytime naps all by myself on “my” satin and silk comforter. I’m sure it’s “my” own room, too, ‘cause Mom’s never said any differently. There is a very special pillow on this bed and I just had to touch. It is made of silk and pearls and oh my goodness, it is so beautiful! How could I not touch it? Now here is the part that you must NEVER let my mom know because she said she hocked the house to buy this pillow. I eased my paw out towards this delicious looking pillow, and then I extended one – just ONE – very finely sharpened claw. I moved ever so carefully and quickly and then snatched a pearl as fast as I could! It went flying up in the air and onto the floor and rolled under the dresser. I looked back at the pillow. Uh oh….UH OH!…it shows a pearl is missing! I have been working diligently to cover up my mistake. I am kneading and kneading the pearls together and yes! They are beginning to move! Why, in no time, no time at all, Mom won’t be able to even tell! Ohhhh, I am so creative! Besides, a girl’s gotta do what a girl’s gotta do, right? (why do those threads look so squiggly now?) By the way, what is “hocked”? Is it anything like hacked? I mean I’ve hacked a hairball, but has Mom hacked a house?
Here I am almost ready for my close-up. “Just one more minute Mr DeMille…There’s a floof out of place”.
READY! (see the pearls?)
“Oh how I love the poiles, the poiles, the lurvely poiles!” Mom says when I do that accent, it’s not attractive. Hey, she’s not the one in front of the camera now, right?